[....grass. Now they had to find some fucking grass.

Xanxus is starting behind the apartments because, well, fuck you. >:|]

Jesus fucking Christ. They couldn't have made this competition any more fucking boring if they tried, could they?

[Xanxus is prowling around the island in what is quite possibly the blackest humour he's been in since he arrived. At the moment he's haunting City Hall, looking for whatever the hell it is he's supposed to be looking for and ( Read more... )

Fuck it, I was starting to get bored anyway.

[Xanxus can be found lounging about on top of a wall somewhere, glass of bourbon in hand as he takes pot-shots at any nearby bears. If they get really close he'll probably start using fire, but guns are fun 8Db]

Why the fuck am I given a worthless memory like this? That loud-mouthed scum's disappeared anyway. Fat lot of fucking good he was.

[2% memory gain on Squalo and their relationship up to the Ring Battles. Also, Xanxus did not destroy the note: it's crumpled into a ball and tossed somewhere in his room. No faceless piece-of-trash god is going to ( Read more... )

...fuck this place. Seriously.

[Xanxus can be spotted wandering around only in his pants because, goddamnit WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHIT YOU BASTARD ISLAND.

Which is silly because green totally brings out the colour of his eyes.

Also he may be setting stuff on fire for looking at him in wrong tone of voice; he's been extra-pissy the last week~]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

Why do I suddenly remember being fucking MARRIED to some PIECE OF SHIT STRAY TRASH?! This is BULLSHIT. FUCK.

I swear this shitty goddamn wedding ring wasn't here yesterday. What the FUCK.

Somebody's been fucking around in my head again. At least this time they were giving back instead of taking shit away, but it still pisses me off. Fucking rude.The noisy long-haired trash says I'm a fucking Mafioso or some shit. Guess that explains the guns and the blood on my suit. Still don't remember any particular details about that, but I ( Read more... )